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“We used to say humorously, ‘Why don’t they put a bazooka on their Sherman, instead of their short-barrel 75mm?’ That was not entirely a joke.”
― Sprech Media, SS Panzer SS Inferno - Eyewitness Panzer Crews - Normandy to Berlin: Part 2 of 'SS Panzer SS Voices'

“Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: "After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured." Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), more than a quarter of the American population suffers a bout of food poisoning each year.”
― Eric Schlosser, Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal

“Fear is stronger than greed.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9