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“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?
Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
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Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
Calvin: I came from Sears?
Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”
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“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
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“I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.”
― Looking for Alaska
― Looking for Alaska
“What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?”
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“I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that.”
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Paul’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Paul’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
942 books
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3 friends
5 books
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1 friend
1,718 books
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41 friends
1,924 books
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3 friends
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