Reyna

“As distasteful as it is to decline your invitation, I'm afraid that it is preferable to attending yet another half-assed weekend eating gunky canapes in that cesspool of a shack you call a beach cottage.”
― A.C. Kemp, The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion

“You raised your kids to be independent, strong, and think for themselves. So once they're grown, why is it so hard to let them do it?”
― Jane Adams, I'm Still Your Mother: How To Get Along With Your Grown-Up Children For The Rest Of Your Life

“Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.”
― Margaret Mead

“How devastated I am to say that I will not be present at your petite soiree on June 10th. Unfortunately, the exceptionally weak drinks you ordinarily serve at these occasions are not sufficient to dull my senses to your boyfriend's futile efforts to grope me in the hallway.”
― A.C. Kemp, The Perfect Insult for Every Occasion