Hannah

“And then I go over to the Delta Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please go home on an airplane?" and they go "No! In fact, we"re gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!"
And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"
And they go, "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare!”
― John Mulaney

“Don't ever," he said, "be afraid of me."
But I was. He'd driven a silver nail through my heart.”
― Tanith Lee, The Silver Metal Lover

“Best-selling horror fiction is indeed necessarily conservative because it must entertain a large number of readers. It’s like network television. I’m your local cable access station.”
― Thomas Ligotti

“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft