Shonali Juneja

“It doesn’t matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“I'm not the gambling type. I’ve never understood how some people can get addicted to games in which the probability of losing is so high. They’re not stupid people. They know the odds aren’t in their favor, yet they risk more than they can possibly afford to lose.
Right now, I think I finally get it.
Losing isn’t what drives them. It’s the glimmer of that one spectacular win.”
― Leisa Rayven, Broken Juliet

“fight back laughter. “As you wish.” “Did you really just Princess Bride me?” “Did you really just use Princess Bride as a verb?”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“Garrett tosses me the shirt. “Okay, get changed. We want to be fashionably late, not asshole late.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal