Jennifer

“You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!”
― Celia Kyle, He Ain't Lion

“I already explained this. I don’t like you. True, I don’t like most people, but I especially dislike you. I could start my own religion based on how much I dislike you.”
― G.A. Aiken, What a Dragon Should Know

“She stared at his sharp teeth and swallowed the lump
that formed in her throat. “Um, you look scary when you
show your…uh…teeth. They look really sharp.”
He didn’t get angry. In fact, her words seemed to
amuse him greatly. “The better to eat you with,” he
teased softly.
Tammy’s heart flipped inside her chest. “That’s a bad
joke, right? Please tell me you’re just kidding.”
“I’m not a wolf.”
“I’m not wearing red.”
“I still want to eat you.”
― Laurann Dohner, Valiant

“May your balls rot like fruit in the sun, and your manhood wither at the root!”
― Elizabeth Vaughan, Warsworn