Diane ~Firefly~

“a day without a disaster would be a day in someone else's life. - Bobbie Faye”
― Toni McGee Causey, Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day

“Dexter thrust a pamphlet into Samuel's hand. "Greenstreet Mission. We're doing a Christmas dinner. You can get a meal and hear the word of God."
Samuel smiled in relief. This, finally, he understood. "Which word?"
"What?"
"Well, God's said a lot of words, you know, and a word like 'it' or 'the' wouldn't be worth hearing again but its always fun listening to Him try and say aluminum.”
― Tanya Huff, The Second Summoning

“Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
― Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

“Hey, it's me. Just checking if you were dead. If you aren't, call me. If you are, call me anyway.”
― Mark Del Franco, Unquiet Dreams