Diane ~Firefly~

“What are you on, Samuel?"
This was easier, he glanced down. "Laminate.”
― Tanya Huff, The Second Summoning

“a day without a disaster would be a day in someone else's life. - Bobbie Faye”
― Toni McGee Causey, Bobbie Faye's Very (very, very, very) Bad Day

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”
― Patricia Briggs

“Dexter thrust a pamphlet into Samuel's hand. "Greenstreet Mission. We're doing a Christmas dinner. You can get a meal and hear the word of God."
Samuel smiled in relief. This, finally, he understood. "Which word?"
"What?"
"Well, God's said a lot of words, you know, and a word like 'it' or 'the' wouldn't be worth hearing again but its always fun listening to Him try and say aluminum.”
― Tanya Huff, The Second Summoning