Gary Denton

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“Have you ever been in a pub where everyone goes armed? Oh, things are a little polite at first, I'll grant you, and then some twerp drinks out of the wrong mug or picks up someone else's change by mistake and five minutes later you're picking noses out of the beer nuts ---”
― Terry Pratchett

“We'll beat you yet, you cold-blooded, censored son of a bowdlerized, unprintably expurgated deletion!”
― David R. Palmer, Emergence

“No politician should ever let himself be photographed in a bathing suit.”
― adolf hitler