FredTheHippo

“Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney in Shadow

“I'm a big girl, Finn.”
― Ridley Pearson, Disney After Dark

“Always trust computer games.”
― Ridley Pearson

“Smee, you are a supreme idjit."
"Aye, Cap'n.”
― Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson