William Bitner Jr.

“laughed. “You need to learn how to fight.” “I know how to fight.” “Physically fight. Most attackers aren’t going to be dissuaded by a witty remark.” “That’s profiling,” said Matheus. “Maybe they’re Oscar Wilde fans.” “He did have great clothes.” “Proving that stereotypes can span centuries.” “I like to do my part,” said Quin.”
― Amy Fecteau, Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

“Water is sweet and essential to the living, but it's the poison life serves which makes us strong. When we learn to value its taste, life will bow down and serve us.”
― Terry Foley, Piri Aji: Taste of Poison

“Where there is ruin, there is hope for a treasure.”
― Rumi

“I missed the days when I would silently judge seemingly crazy people in a park, instead of being one of them.”
― Drew Hayes, The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant