Maren

“Okay, so here’s our plan for tonight. First we’ll bone down to take the edge off. Then we’ll order a pizza and replenish our energy, and after that, round two. Sound good?”
… “Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist about your delusions?” I ask politely. “Because, sweetie, there's no chance in hell of us boning tonight.”
“Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?”
“How about you leave?”
“Counter offer - I stay and we dry hump.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Score

“HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.”
― Princess Diana of Wales

“Hallelujah! It's about time you two idiots figured out that you were made for each other.”
― Jay Crownover, Rule

“Thank God. Now maybe he'll stop acting like a cranky toddler that skipped nap time.”
― Jay Crownover, Rule