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Maren
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If my parents’ relationship was a representation of love, then I wanted no part of it.
“Life hack: if you don’t want someone asking you questions, say the word tampon, and the conversation ends.”
― The Score
― The Score
“Hallelujah! It's about time you two idiots figured out that you were made for each other.”
― Rule
― Rule
“Okay, so here’s our plan for tonight. First we’ll bone down to take the edge off. Then we’ll order a pizza and replenish our energy, and after that, round two. Sound good?”
… “Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist about your delusions?” I ask politely. “Because, sweetie, there's no chance in hell of us boning tonight.”
“Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?”
“How about you leave?”
“Counter offer - I stay and we dry hump.”
― The Score
… “Have you considered seeing a psychiatrist about your delusions?” I ask politely. “Because, sweetie, there's no chance in hell of us boning tonight.”
“Fine. How about we go down on each other instead?”
“How about you leave?”
“Counter offer - I stay and we dry hump.”
― The Score
“HIV does not make people dangerous to know, so you can shake their hands and give them a hug: Heaven knows they need it.”
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“That’s the girl you complain about driving home with every weekend? That’s the girl youwhine endlessly about walking in on you when you’re acting the fool? That’s the girl you dodge calls from and avoid like the plague? Geez Rule I never knew you were gay.”
― Rule
― Rule
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