Jeevitha Cyril

“Some people see the glass as half-empty, while others see it as half-full. But Jones stares at it and tries to figure out who drank the damn water.”
― Chris Kuzneski, Sign of the Cross

“and as they walked along he sang "Tol-de-ri-de-oh!" at every step, he felt so gay.”
― L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

“You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. No wonder I drink so much! Then I get so drunk, I can barely feed the baby.

That's what I call myself when I'm drunk, "The Baby.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, The Funny Thing Is...

“It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants