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Augusten Burroughs
“As I move along the line, other food items are plunked onto my tray: a small salad of iceberg lettuce and bacos, a slice of white bread with a pat of Hotel Holiday butter and blob of red Jell-O with fruit cocktail trapped inside. Instantly, I feel compassion for the trapped fruit.”
Augusten Burroughs, Dry

William Shakespeare
“Take pains. Be perfect.”
William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Charles Bukowski
“What is your advice to young writers?”
“Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.”
Charles Bukowski, Hot Water Music

William Shakespeare
“O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)”
William Shakespeare, Othello

Augusten Burroughs
“Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities, as long as you follow with an AA chaser.

"After I cut off his penis, I sauteed it in rosemary butter and ate it."

"But did you go to a meeting afterward?"

"Yes"

"I wouldn't worry about it then.”
Augusten Burroughs, Dry

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