Allison Grabowski

“People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“Soldiers, I am sorry to say, steal everything.” He thought for a moment and then added, “Or at least ours do.” How”
― Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

“Vimes felt a sudden surge of civic pride. There had to be something right about a citizenry which, when faced with catastrophe, thought about selling sausages to the participants.”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

“The gentlemen among my readers will smile to themselves and say that women never did understand business, but the ladies may agree with me that Mrs Brandy understood her business very well, for the chief business of Mrs Brandy's life was to make Stephen Black as much in love with her as she was with him.”
― Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell