Adam

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill

“If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh