Sara

“This book will prove the following ten facts:
1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and sticks there.
2. Pigs have wings, making them hard to catch.
3. All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
4. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the result is a family fight.
5. Music does not always sooth the troubled beast.
6. An Englishman's home is his castle.
7. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
8. One black eye deserves another.
9. Space is the final frontier, and so is the sewage farm.
10. It pays to increase your word power.”
― Diana Wynne Jones, Archer's Goon

“No matter where There is, when you arrive it becomes Here.”
― Carol Kendall, The Gammage Cup

“When you say what you think, be sure to think what you say.”
― Carol Kendall, The Gammage Cup

“When something happens, something else always happens.”
― Carol Kendall, The Gammage Cup