Jay Beaver

“Are you kidding? That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb. He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magicians

“The difference between the word fiend and friend is merely one letter. I could easily be the latter. If you knew me better...”
― Joseph Delaney, The Spook's Mistake

““MAKE RED YOUR CLAWS WITH HUMAN BLOOD…OBLITERATE THE HUMAN FILTH…”
“Ooh, that’s a nice song,” said the Hogfly, ever polite.”
― Cressida Cowell, How to Betray a Dragon's Hero

“How was the Seelie Queen?"
"Same as usual."
"Raging bitch, then?"
"Pretty much.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Lost Souls