Bill Osborne

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe