Joanna

“Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against!

Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it...”
― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 4: The Dragonslayer

“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!”
― Jeff Smith, Bone, Vol. 2: The Great Cow Race