Don Twardowski

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
― Dave Barry

“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said, 'Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed.”
― Bob Smith

“Magic never dies. It merely fades away.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic