Michael Fuller

“It is better for the Government to help a poor man to make a living for his family than to help a rich man make more profit for his company.”
― Theodore Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt: An Autobiography

“If there is a God, no part of the Bible or Christian doctrine will convince me of his existence half as much as the flavor of a barbecued pork rib.”
― Nick Offerman, Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Principles for Delicious Living

“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

“History! Read it and weep!”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle