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Eva Krempuš

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“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”
― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

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“I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You were like that with everything I said, taking the exact opposite stance, yet completely agreeing with me. That’s how I knew you loved me.”
― Jarod Kintz, Dreaming is for lovers

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“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”
― Jarod Kintz, If you bring the booze and food, I'll bring the thirst and hunger

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“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously.  ”
― Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

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“I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.”
― Jarod Kintz, So many chairs, and no time to sit

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