Mary Heeringa

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”
― Lemony Snicket

“Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it.”
― Agatha Christie

“The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.”
― Agatha Christie, Murder at the Vicarage

“It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.”
― Lemony Snicket