Melanie Matson

“It is hard to appreciate now, but there was once a time before mobile phones and text messages when people communicated with each other by sticking notes to refrigerators using magnets. It got to be so commonplace that it became the secondary purpose of fridges themselves. Families would leave dinner instructions, teenagers would explain their whereabouts, and unhappy wives would initiate divorces, all using short Heminway-esque messages affixed at eye level using coloured magnetic letters. In fact there was a widespread panic in the refrigeration industry when text messages became popular. And then, when free texts became available, the National Association of Subzero Appliances (the other NASA, as they called themselves) brought a case to the Supreme Court, citing an infringement of their right to earn a livelihood.”
― Ronan Hession, Leonard and Hungry Paul

“Gay people, Christians always fighting over the symbolism when rainbows rightfully belonged to the leprechauns.”
― Steven Rowley, The Guncle

“There isn't anything worth dying over. Especially not in Ohio.”
― Justina Ireland, Rust in the Root

“You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope...I have loved none but you.”
― Jane Austen, Persuasion