Azza A.

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
― Lorne Michaels

“There's a formality in academia that can't be ignored, even if a man is busy with other things, like trying not to die.”
― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

“Want to have a short phone call with someone? Call them at 11:55 a.m., right before lunch. They'll talk fast. You may think you are interesting, but you are not more interesting than lunch.”
― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture

“Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really must deliver the baby during labor." When it's true, it doesn't need to be said.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants