Snl Quotes

“The show doesn’t go on because it’s ready; it goes on because it’s 11:30.”
― Lorne Michaels

“Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.”
― Jonathan Acuff, Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny

“Both scary and down-to-earth, he [John Belushi] once told me, 'I never yell at the staff, only the department heads'.”
― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“As Lorne says, 'Careers are made by choices.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“One of my recurring D-list moments is when people stop me in the airport and tell me they loved me on SNL. I never know if they think I’m Molly Shannon, Cheri Oteri, or Chris Kattan. I just say “Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed me as Mango.”
― Kathy Griffin, Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

“I told Chris [Farley] and the writers, "Look. Whatever you do, the one thing to remember is: don't start from the ending [of the "van down by the river" sketch]. Start from the beginning, so that you have somewhere to go." Almost every time Chris did that sketch after I left SNL, he started by breaking the table.

I just became one of those dangerous examples of becoming addicted to the big laugh. You become addicted as a performer to that big moment, and you ask yourself, Why am I not just doing my big thing that gets the big reaction? Why am I not just standing up there and doing that?”
― Bob Odenkirk

“I told Chris [Farley] and the writers, "Look. Whatever you do, the one thing to remember is: don't start from the ending [of the "van down by the river" sketch]. Start from the beginning, so that you have somewhere to go." Almost every time Chris did that sketch after I left SNL, he started by breaking the table.

It just became one of those dangerous examples of becoming addicted to the big laugh. You become addicted as a performer to that big moment, and you ask yourself, Why am I not just doing my big thing that gets the big reaction? Why am I not just standing up there and doing that?”
― Bob Odenkirk

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― 강남룸

“I've only been to SNL three times, and one time I was there, Chevy and Billy were having a huge screaming fight in the hallway, and Michael O'Donoghue and Tom Davis were holding them back, and John and Danny jumped in because Chevy and Billy were really going to come to blows. I mean, it was a huge argument. And the thing I remember about Bill Murray—I don't know Bill Murray, but he's screaming, you know, foaming at the mouth, 'Fucking Chevy," and in anger he says, 'Medium talent!' and I thought 'Ooh boy, that's funny. In anger he says 'medium talent.' That really impressed me. I went, 'So, Bill Murray—wow, who is that guy?" —John Landis”
― James Andrew Miller

“Mohunk is a huge, stately manor in the Hudson Valley that reminded me of a cruise ship inside a mansion. As I checked in at the reservation desk, I looked around and noticed that the average age there was the day before death. It was like a place where Wilford Brimley and Bea Arthur would go to rent a paddleboat….”
― Jay Mohr, Gasping for Airtime

“First of all, you came to where I live and YOU hit ME!”
― Bowen Yang as the ice burg the Titanic hit

“Lorne is truly a paradox. Half parade, half ox.”
― Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face

“And then that big Chris laugh. Man, I miss that laugh. That big Chris laugh.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir