Norm Macdonald Quotes

“If my job was to shovel, and shovel until eight hours had passed, then my body worked on its own. It had no use for my mind. So my mind would take off to a world of imagination. And that's where stand-up comedy started.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“And then that big Chris laugh. Man, I miss that laugh. That big Chris laugh.”
― Norm Macdonald, Based on a True Story: A Memoir

“When people commit suicide, no one ever understands. You know what I mean? People commit suicide and people go "I don't understand why." and I go, "You don't?"
What, do you live in a cotton-candy house or something? What the fuck? You don't know about life? How it only disappoints and gets worse and worse until it ends in a catastrophe?”
― Norm Macdonald