Karl

“We’d turned over a dozen men and women into a slurry of gore. “Well, I never liked smoothies anyway,” I said. Mason lost it at that and turned and fell to his knees, hurling his guts out. “Oh, you suck, Alex!”
― Atlas Kane, Path of Ascension V

“if I ever die, I want you to be the one to lower my body into the ground, just so that you can let me down one last time.>”
― Dakota Krout, Dungeon Desolation

“Jake had no interest in going after the young ones. He was no sand-hating youngling slayer, after all. Besides, he didn’t have a laser sword.”
― Zogarth, The Primal Hunter 4