“Son: I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well.
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school! *** What's the difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. *** Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas." *** What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?”
― Best Jokes 2014
Father: Why not?
Son: I don't feel well.
Teacher: Where don't you feel well?
Son: In school! *** What's the difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. *** Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas." *** What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?”
― Best Jokes 2014
“What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.”
― Best Jokes 2014
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.”
― Best Jokes 2014
“Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor…what's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!”
― Best Jokes 2014
― Best Jokes 2014
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