Mark Voorhees

“This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll.” “Is this a joke?” “So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy says, ‘What difference does it make?’ And the proprietor says, ‘Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.”
― Nelson DeMille, Radiant Angel