Julianna

“In my spare time I like to stare at shit. I mean, not literally. I like to stare at the TV, or the Internet, or a book, or cat videos. There’s a lot of sitting very still and not moving involved. I suspect in a former life I was probably a statue because I am profoundly good at it.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“When I was a kid I never won anything and when I mentioned it to my mom she looked up from her book and pointed out that I had once been the youngest person in the entire world. Sure, it was only for a millisecond, but it was a record I’d set without even trying.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“Depression is like … it’s like when you meticulously scroll up through hundreds of pages in a Word document to find a specific paragraph you need to fix, and then you try to type but it automatically takes you right back down to the bottom because you forgot to place your cursor where you wanted to type. And then you bang your head against the desk because you just totally lost your place and then your boss walks in while you have your head planted on your desk and you see her shoes behind you so you immediately say, “I’m not sleeping. I was just banging my head against the desk because I fucked something up.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things