Duncan Husky

“Okay," Crick said, rolling his eyes. "I give. Which part of my body is more interesting than my ass?"
Deacon rewarded his obtuseness with a smack to the head. "Your heart, you fuckin' moron...”
― Amy Lane, Keeping Promise Rock

“Jeremy laughed. "Well, there was food, a gift, and you spent your time shopping. I'd say it was a date!"

Aiden squinted at Jeremy. "That's all we did last Saturday! he said, a little bit of surprise in his voice. "I thought you weren't gay!"

Jeremy widened his eyes big enough to look shocked. "Well, I didn't know you were!"

"God, what a dumbass!" Aiden shook his head. "Jesus, how can you give advice on two guys dating if you don't even know what two guys do if they're not on a date.”
― Amy Lane, The Winter Courtship Rituals of Fur-Bearing Critters

“I thought the whole point of having a gay brother was that they were supposed to be all cool and shit. I’ve got a defective gay.”
― T.J. Klune

“Jeff Beachum, Sergeant of Snark, Wielder of Witticism, Dominator of the Double Entendre, completely ran out of things to say.”
― Amy Lane, Living Promises