Crystal Chm

https://www.goodreads.com/froggette

Crystal’s Bookshelves

to-read‎ (219)
currently-reading‎ (0)
read‎ (600)
did-not-finish‎ (0)
suspense-mystery‎ (197)
owned-unread‎ (190)
makes-me-laugh‎ (151)

horror‎ (138)
cozy-mystery‎ (107)
sci-fi‎ (83)
memoir-essays‎ (82)
fantasy‎ (75)
goodreads-author‎ (74)
kindle‎ (68)

short-stories‎ (51)
satire‎ (46)
young-adult‎ (43)
general-fiction‎ (41)
owned-read‎ (14)
zombies‎ (10)
non-fiction‎ (5)

wishlist‎ (4)
audio‎ (0)
goodreads-win‎ (0)
tbr-library‎ (0)

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Crystal’s Quotes

“You know how sometimes you lie in bed at night and think, “What if the law of gravity just wears out and lets go and I drift into space?” Does that ever make you anxious?”
― Elaine May

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“Whaddaya mean 'old maids,' ha? The term is 'unclaimed treasure,' buddy, 'unclaimed treasure!”
― Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Bride: True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood

22 likes

“I read like fiends smoke crack”
― Duane Swierczynski

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“Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.”
― Laurie Notaro, I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl

tags: books, humor, love, tattoos

150 likes

“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”
― Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humor, politics

2169 likes

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