Charlotte Lyons

“People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“Now there is apparently a causal link between heroin addiction and vegetarianism.”
― Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting

“I look at every book as a self-help book.”
― Marc Maron

“Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.”
― Marc Maron, The Jerusalem Syndrome: My Life as a Reluctant Messiah