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“A room full of lab rats and researchers came into view. The dumb creatures scurried around, unsuccessfully navigating the maze before them, sniffing the odd bit of cheese at the end of one corridor or another, before occasionally settling down and taking a measurement of the rats’ behavior.”
― You Are Dead.
― You Are Dead.
“Meanwhile, Travis (who did not believe planes could fly so had already resigned himself to the crash) was reading through the literature on the back of a seat in front of him. He tossed aside a magazine entitled, “So You’re Trapped On An Airplane And Have No Choice But To Buy Things To Pass The Time,” and pulled out a new one that said, “How to operate a parachute: a quick guide.”
― You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)
― You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)
“as long as you have an agenda and stick to it you can make sure nothing accidentally gets done.”
― You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)
― You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)
“Brian was busy filling out a complicated form that estimated his expected costs for the meal and notified the accounting department to prepare to reimburse him for possible expenditures”
― You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)
― You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)
“Subsequently, the Nevada road beaver has adapted to the lack of rivers in Nevada by damming roads instead. Then, once a car stops for the dam, the beavers viciously savage whoever gets out of it, steal all their stuff, hijack the car, and drive it to a place that has an undammed river and non-radioactive air, like, say, Canada, then spend the stolen money on piña coladas that they then happily drink in the warm Canadian sun.”
― You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)
― You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)
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