Vincent

“A room full of lab rats and researchers came into view. The dumb creatures scurried around, unsuccessfully navigating the maze before them, sniffing the odd bit of cheese at the end of one corridor or another, before occasionally settling down and taking a measurement of the rats’ behavior.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are Dead.

“Meanwhile, Travis (who did not believe planes could fly so had already resigned himself to the crash) was reading through the literature on the back of a seat in front of him. He tossed aside a magazine entitled, “So You’re Trapped On An Airplane And Have No Choice But To Buy Things To Pass The Time,” and pulled out a new one that said, “How to operate a parachute: a quick guide.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)

“The other primary function of bureaucracy is to ensure that nothing that is even conceivably useful or helpful to anyone could ever, ever happen,”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)

“as long as you have an agenda and stick to it you can make sure nothing accidentally gets done.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)