Vincent

“keep your friends close and your enemies bunched up tightly together in one place where they can be easily exploded,”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)

“A room full of lab rats and researchers came into view. The dumb creatures scurried around, unsuccessfully navigating the maze before them, sniffing the odd bit of cheese at the end of one corridor or another, before occasionally settling down and taking a measurement of the rats’ behavior.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are Dead.

“Subsequently, the Nevada road beaver has adapted to the lack of rivers in Nevada by damming roads instead. Then, once a car stops for the dam, the beavers viciously savage whoever gets out of it, steal all their stuff, hijack the car, and drive it to a place that has an undammed river and non-radioactive air, like, say, Canada, then spend the stolen money on piña coladas that they then happily drink in the warm Canadian sun.”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are Doomed. (Sign Here Please)

“Brian was busy filling out a complicated form that estimated his expected costs for the meal and notified the accounting department to prepare to reimburse him for possible expenditures”
― Andrew Stanek, You Are A Ghost. (Sign Here Please)