Annabelle

“Criticism is like dissecting a dead frog," Caleb said when the book was published. "They're examining all the guts and shit and organs, when the thing that really matters, whatever it was that animated the body, has long since left. It does nothing for the art.”
― Kevin Wilson

“Buster was not used to this experience, physical desire that was actually fulfilled. In his entire life, he had kissed five women. One of them had been his sister. This was, Buster understood, a terrible percentage. He could count on one hand the number of times he'd had sex and still have enough fingers left over to make complicated shadow puppets.”
― Kevin Wilson, The Family Fang

“You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me