Annabelle

“You're not by any chance my stepmother are you?" Min said to her mother's reflection. "Because that would explain so much.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me

“Here’s to the person you might have been, and to the person you have become. May they never meet in a dark alley.”
― Adam Sternbergh, The Blinds

“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn't on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they're thinking of kissing you. Men wear clothes that have never been worn by anyone else before.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“Criticism is like dissecting a dead frog," Caleb said when the book was published. "They're examining all the guts and shit and organs, when the thing that really matters, whatever it was that animated the body, has long since left. It does nothing for the art.”
― Kevin Wilson