Shelly Isakson

“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Mrs. Ewing was a short woman who accepted the obligation borne by so many short women to make up in vivacity what they lack in number of inches from the ground.”
― Dorothy Parker, Men, Women and Dogs

“Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.”
― Dorothy Parker