Leslie

“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
― Albert Einstein

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

“Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.”
― Théophile Gautier

“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
― Winston Churchill