Barbara Burke

“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country

“For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use to be anything else.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
― Kurt Vonnegut