David Campbell

“But-! I say! The common conventions of humanity-'
'Are all very well for common people.”
― Wells, H. G. (Herbert George), The Invisible Man

“I can't wait till I have grandchildren. When I was younger, I had to walk to the rim of a crater. Uphill! In an EVA suit! On Mars, ya little shit! Ya hear me? Mars!”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?”
― Richard Matheson, I Am Legend

“People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up.”
― Ernest Cline, Ready Player One