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Stephen        King
“If being a kid is about learning how to live, then being a grown-up is about learning how to die.”
Stephen King, Christine

Joe Abercrombie
“The memories of our glories fade, and rot away into half-arsed anecdotes, thin and unconvincing as some other bastard's lies. The failures, the disappointments, the regrets, they stay raw as the moments they happened.”
Joe Abercrombie, Best Served Cold

“and Thor really likes hair, I guess
so he gets SUPER ANGRY
and he chases down Loki and is like "Hey
how about I cut of all of your FACE?!"
and Loki is like "But I need my face
for making infuriating smirks with!”
Cory O'Brien
tags: loki, thor

Charlie Brooker
“Look at The King’s Speech. For one thing, you can look at it: no lens caps left on there. What’s more, the story is simple. The world’s most important man can’t speak properly, so he gets taught to speak properly. But then disaster strikes! It looks like he might not be able to speak properly after all. Finally, in a triumphant climax, he speaks properly. It’s a feelgood ending for everybody, apart from the 450,000 Britons killed in the war he just announced on the radio.”
Charlie Brooker, I Can Make You Hate
tags: humor

Charlie Brooker
“Recently killed plankers whose bodies hadn’t been carted away yet could always save face by pretending to have invented ‘stiffing’ – lying on the ground being authentically dead.”
Charlie Brooker, I Can Make You Hate
tags: humor

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