Hugonator

“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"

"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel

“I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up - it always does in the end.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

“You look as scary as a buttered muffin.”
― Tamora Pierce