“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you turn on the water but, since my shower was surrounded on all sides by curtains, I turned on the water and became a vinyl, vacuum-sealed sheriff burrito.”
― The Cold Dish
― The Cold Dish
“It doesn’t do to sacrifice for people unless they want you to,” Clara said. “It’s just a waste.”
― The Lonesome Dove Series
― The Lonesome Dove Series
“Jesus!"
"Are you hurt?"
"Jesus!"
"Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”
― Death Without Company
"Are you hurt?"
"Jesus!"
"Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”
― Death Without Company
“They have a saying, the Basque. That just because the cat has kittens in the oven, it doesn’t make them biscuits.”
― Death Without Company
― Death Without Company
“My main skills are talking and cooking biscuits,' Augustus said. 'And getting drunk on the porch.”
― Lonesome Dove
― Lonesome Dove
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