Jill

“Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
― George Carlin

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
― George Carlin

“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.”
― george carlin

“I don't suffer from an abundance of politeness.”
― Randy Pausch, Time Management