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“I'm not the world's greatest expert, but I would have thought that the wizards, witches, trolls, unicorns, ... broomsticks and spells would have given her a clue?' - when J.K. Rowling insisted she wasn't writing fantasy.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Never assume. Never make plans. Keep doing the press-ups and deep knee bends: you'll need all your strength and flexibility when your life suddenly implodes. Maybe it won't — some people do lead enchanted lives — but odds are that it will. Some time.”
― Robin McKinley

“Sometimes it is better not to know. Sometimes when you do know you just fold up.”
― Robin McKinley, Sunshine

“A weapon you held and didn't know how to use belonged to your enemy.”
― Terry Pratchett, Making Money