Faith

“Hooking on scuba gear and blindly diving into zombie-infested water is a wonderful way to mix the two childhood terrors of being eaten and drowning.”
― Max Brooks, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

“Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life.”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Choice

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
― W.C. Fields

“I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway.”
― Wally Wang