Seth

“Percy, who hadn’t noticed that Fred had bewitched his prefect badge so that it now read “Pinhead,” kept asking them all what they were sniggering at.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“But the raven had barfed up our orders. You couldn’t argue with raven barf.”
― Rick Riordan, The Ship of the Dead

“OSKAR N. RETEEP, ESQ. APPRECIATOR OF THE STRANGE, THE NEAT, AND/OR THE YUMMY CHIEF LIBRARIAN, HISTORIAN, AND BOOK SMELLER OF THE GREAT LIBRARY”
― Andrew Peterson, The Warden and the Wolf King

“Now take a seat. We have wasted enough time.” “But… that’s your chair.” “Thank you for that waste of words. Now sit.”
― Shannon Messenger, Everblaze