Chris

“It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.”
― Kingsley Amis

“If you want to behave better and feel better, the only absolutely certain method is drinking less. But to find out how to do that, you will have to find a more expert expert than I shall ever be.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.”
― Kingsley Amis, The King's English: A Guide to Modern Usage

“Beware of curiously shaped or oddly-got-up bottles: you are likely to be paying for the parcel rather than what is wrapped up in it.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis