Chris

“If you want to behave better and feel better, the only absolutely certain method is drinking less. But to find out how to do that, you will have to find a more expert expert than I shall ever be.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.”
― Kingsley Amis, Everyday Drinking: The Distilled Kingsley Amis

“It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children.”
― Kingsley Amis

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”
― WC Fields