Jonas

“En kan utrette atskillig på 86400 sekunder.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Christo

“Do you like fish?'
'Not especially.'
'Just why do you think you have such a morbid aversion to fish?' asked Major Sanderson triumphantly.
'They're too bland,' Yossarian answered. 'And too bony.'
Major Sanderson nodded understandingly, with a smile that was agreeable and insincere. 'That's a very interesting explanation. But we'll soon discover the true reason, I suppose. Do you like this particular fish? The one you're holding in your hand?'
'I have no feelings about it either way.'
'Do you dislike the fish? Do you have any hostile or aggressive emotions toward it?'
No, not at all. In fact, I rather like the fish.'
'Then you do like the fish.'
'Oh, no. I have no feelings toward it either way.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

“The dung made him think of his lord father.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“Yossarian had done his best to warn him the night before.
'You haven't got a chance, kid,' he told him glumy. 'They hate Jews.'
'But I'm not Jewish,' answered Clevinger.
'It will make no difference,' Yossarian promised, and Yossarian was right. 'They're after everybody.”
― Joseph Heller