Carol

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”
― Charlaine Harris

“Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!”
― Charlaine Harris, Dead Until Dark

“Statues are too much like dolls, and dolls are creepy. You keep expecting them to blink. And the ones that smile, like this?" Eve kept her lips tight together and she curved them up. "You know they've got teeth in there. Big, sharp, shiny teeth."

I didn't. But now I've got to worry about it.”
― J.D. Robb, Salvation in Death

“You forget, darling.
I am the local psychopath.”
― Kelley Armstrong, Bitten